If you go down to the hood today ... you'd better wear this embroidered hoodie

Why yes, I am one of those. Thanks for noticing!

Not feeling it? Don't worry - we can't all enjoy Xmas all the time. This printed sweatshirt has a tree and the helpful message "This Xmas, just .... don't! OK?"

We can't guarantee it'll help you avoid arguments, but it's worth a try.

Inspired by the film, this T shirt has the message "Don't Dom Like Ray" embroidered on the front, and the word "pillion" on the left sleeve.

Tentacle Porn! Who doesn't love an octopus?

A black zip-up hoodie, featuring the Resist design on the left breast. It's embroidered in flamingo pink and measures approx 6cm wide and 7.5cm tall

If there really was a Speedy Rainbow Pizza Company, we reckon they might have a T shirt a bit like this.
Features the 'logo' and the tag line 'Cramming it in your gob since 2017'