Tentacle Porn! Who doesn't love an octopus?

Not feeling it? Don't worry - we can't all enjoy Xmas all the time. This printed sweatshirt has a tree and the helpful message "This Xmas, just .... don't! OK?"

We can't guarantee it'll help you avoid arguments, but it's worth a try.

You and me—we were meant to be(anie)! Double-layered and made with recycled polyester, this beanie will last you on and on. And with the Let's Hibernate logo embroidered on the front, it's sure to keep you cosy this winter

A black zip-up hoodie, featuring the Resist design on the left breast. It's embroidered in flamingo pink and measures approx 6cm wide and 7.5cm tall

Trans people in the UK are under attack, with a government that doesn't care, and an Equality watchdog that's been stacked against them. We can't change much with a single T shirt, but you can let trans people know you stand with them.