Tentacle Porn! Who doesn't love an octopus?

"A playful riff on LGBTQ rights and 80s fears of nuclear annihilation"

Before the rainbow flag, the pink triangle was often used as a symbol by LGBT people - memorably in the campaigning by groups like ACT-UP, but also often as a discreet badge, noticed by people in the know, but otherwise unremarkable.

And in the UK, part of the preparedness for nuclear war was a leaflet called "Protect and Survive." Think "Duck and cover" if you're American. But perhaps slightly more useful.

This design mashes up the two, to bring you Protest & Survive, a call to arms for an embattled community

Why yes, I am one of those. Thanks for noticing!

If you go down to the hood today ... you'd better wear this embroidered hoodie

Not feeling it? Don't worry - we can't all enjoy Xmas all the time. This printed sweatshirt has a tree and the helpful message "This Xmas, just .... don't! OK?"

We can't guarantee it'll help you avoid arguments, but it's worth a try.

You and me—we were meant to be(anie)! Double-layered and made with recycled polyester, this beanie will last you on and on. And with the Let's Hibernate logo embroidered on the front, it's sure to keep you cosy this winter