If there really was a Speedy Rainbow Pizza Company, we reckon they might have a T shirt a bit like this.
Features the 'logo' and the tag line 'Cramming it in your gob since 2017'

Cover up this autumn! This long sleeve shirt has the Let's Hibernate logo printed in white on the left breast

Channel your inner wine-mom with our Live, Lust, Lube t shirt

A simple shirt, with the Philly Pride stripe on each sleeve

A black zip-up hoodie, featuring the Resist design on the left breast. It's embroidered in flamingo pink and measures approx 6cm wide and 7.5cm tall