If there really was a Speedy Rainbow Pizza Company, we reckon they might have a T shirt a bit like this.
Features the 'logo' and the tag line 'Cramming it in your gob since 2017'

A black T shirt with the Resist design embroidered in flamingo pink on the left breast

Trans people in the UK are under attack, with a government that doesn't care, and an Equality watchdog that's been stacked against them. We can't change much with a single T shirt, but you can let trans people know you stand with them.

Remember to write to your MP, and let them know your views, too! You can see my example letter here.

Tentacle Porn! Who doesn't love an octopus?

Inspired by the film, this T shirt has the message "Don't Dom Like Ray" embroidered on the front, and the word "pillion" on the left sleeve.

A black zip-up hoodie, featuring the Resist design on the left breast. It's embroidered in flamingo pink and measures approx 6cm wide and 7.5cm tall

Snuggle up for winter in this sweatshirt with the Let's Hibernate logo printed on the left breast