Once upon a time, there were six little girls. But two of them turned out to be fascists, so they don’t get to go on the T shirt.

Not feeling it? Don't worry - we can't all enjoy Xmas all the time. This printed sweatshirt has a tree and the helpful message "This Xmas, just .... don't! OK?"

We can't guarantee it'll help you avoid arguments, but it's worth a try.

This T shirt has the Let's Hibernate logo printed in white on the left breast

Inspired by the film, this T shirt has the message "Don't Dom Like Ray" embroidered on the front, and the word "pillion" on the left sleeve.

Trans people in the UK are under attack, with a government that doesn't care, and an Equality watchdog that's been stacked against them. We can't change much with a single T shirt, but you can let trans people know you stand with them.

If you go down to the hood today ... you'd better wear this embroidered hoodie