Tentacle Porn! Who doesn't love an octopus?

Not feeling it? Don't worry - we can't all enjoy Xmas all the time. This printed sweatshirt has a tree and the helpful message "This Xmas, just .... don't! OK?"

We can't guarantee it'll help you avoid arguments, but it's worth a try.

A black T shirt with the Resist design embroidered in flamingo pink on the left breast

Channel your inner wine-mom with our Live, Lust, Lube t shirt

This T shirt has the Let's Hibernate logo printed in white on the left breast

Breathe! And relax, with this T shirt remembering the good old days