Not feeling it? Don't worry - we can't all enjoy Xmas all the time. This printed sweatshirt has a tree and the helpful message "This Xmas, just .... don't! OK?"

We can't guarantee it'll help you avoid arguments, but it's worth a try.

If there really was a Speedy Rainbow Pizza Company, we reckon they might have a T shirt a bit like this.
Features the 'logo' and the tag line 'Cramming it in your gob since 2017'

Snuggle up for winter in this sweatshirt with the Let's Hibernate logo printed on the left breast

You and me—we were meant to be(anie)! Double-layered and made with recycled polyester, this beanie will last you on and on. And with the Let's Hibernate logo embroidered on the front, it's sure to keep you cosy this winter

"A playful riff on LGBTQ rights and 80s fears of nuclear annihilation"

Before the rainbow flag, the pink triangle was often used as a symbol by LGBT people - memorably in the campaigning by groups like ACT-UP, but also often as a discreet badge, noticed by people in the know, but otherwise unremarkable.

And in the UK, part of the preparedness for nuclear war was a leaflet called "Protect and Survive." Think "Duck and cover" if you're American. But perhaps slightly more useful.

This design mashes up the two, to bring you Protest & Survive, a call to arms for an embattled community

Let's Hibernate! Our premium unisex T has the logo embroidered in white on the front