Tentacle Porn! Who doesn't love an octopus?

If there really was a Speedy Rainbow Pizza Company, we reckon they might have a T shirt a bit like this.
Features the 'logo' and the tag line 'Cramming it in your gob since 2017'

Snuggle up for winter in this sweatshirt with the Let's Hibernate logo printed on the left breast

If you go down to the hood today ... you'd better wear this embroidered hoodie

Channel your inner wine-mom with our Live, Lust, Lube t shirt

Trans people in the UK are under attack, with a government that doesn't care, and an Equality watchdog that's been stacked against them. We can't change much with a single T shirt, but you can let trans people know you stand with them.

Remember to write to your MP, and let them know your views, too! You can see my example letter here.

Trans people in the UK are under attack, with a government that doesn't care, and an Equality watchdog that's been stacked against them. We can't change much with a single T shirt, but you can let trans people know you stand with them.

Not feeling it? Don't worry - we can't all enjoy Xmas all the time. This printed sweatshirt has a tree and the helpful message "This Xmas, just .... don't! OK?"

We can't guarantee it'll help you avoid arguments, but it's worth a try.